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I’m Down for the Count

swine-flu-orlandoI’m home sick today with some sort of nasty stomach bug. The fact that I’ve eaten pork three of the last four nights probably has nothing to do with it.

To give you an idea of how bad this little influenza outbreak is: Coffee doesn’t taste good to me (and I’ll spare you the gory details of my body’s reaction to it). I’m alternating between chills and sweat baths and have a monster headache. Besides all that, I feel just peachy.

I’m going to try to do some work from home and I have a meeting I must attend in St. Paul this evening. Normal life goes on….

Hot (news) Flash!

Won't someone think of the children?

Won't someone think of the children?

Danger! Danger! Danger!

OK, the funniest recall I’ve seen all week — a plush uterus stuffed, um, animal? Not sure what sort of parent buys one of these for the little snowflake to cuddle up with at night, but I guess it happens.

And, remember: The ovaries may be pulled off and become a choking hazard.

Let’s be careful out there…