Won't someone think of the children?

Won't someone think of the children?

Danger! Danger! Danger!

OK, the funniest recall I’ve seen all week — a plush uterus stuffed, um, animal? Not sure what sort of parent buys one of these for the little snowflake to cuddle up with at night, but I guess it happens.

And, remember: The ovaries may be pulled off and become a choking hazard.

Let’s be careful out there…